Looking to add a little spice to your daily routine while boosting your mindset?

These free printable affirmation colouring pages are a great tool for cultivating positive self-talk and turning your mental health game up a notch.

Packed with fun affirmations and beautiful designs, they’re not only an enjoyable activity but also a powerful tool for encouraging positive thinking and building a growth mindset.

Ready to Download PDF Colouring Page Designs

Download your free printables in easy-to-use PDF format and enjoy a creative way to foster healthy self-esteem and a more positive mindset.

Perfect for personal use, they’re a fun way to engage your fine motor skills while soaking up positive messages. Let’s make self-care colourful!

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Self-care, but make it fun

Funny affirmations are a great way to build a more positive mindset while keeping things light and enjoyable.

By adding a little bit of humour, an affirmation can reframe negative thoughts, encourage positive self-talk, and make personal growth feel less intimidating. Kinda like how you might laugh nervously in an uncomfortable situation…

Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is a powerful mood booster that supports mental health and helps normalize imperfections, fostering emotional well-being and healthy self-esteem.

The playful  nature of these affirmations keep the practice of pulling an affirmation card fun and relatable, making it easier to be consistent and reap the benefits of their use.

Who said self-care can’t be a little sassy?

Free Printable Funny Affirmation Colouring Pages For Adults

Click on your favourite image(s) below to download or print your free pdf colouring pages today!

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You’re Doing Great, Sweetie Colouring Page

The positive tone you need to start your day.

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More Colouring Pages For Adults

Looking for more mindful moments and creative fun? Check out our full collection of free colouring pages for adults—perfect for unwinding, unplugging, and adding a splash of calm to your day.

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My Systems Are Nervous Colouring Page

Is this what they mean when they talk about regulating nervous systems?

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Vibes Are Dead Colouring Page 

You can’t kill my vibe, it’s already dead. 

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Less Regretti, More Spaghetti Colouring Page

A fun affirmation with an Italian twist!

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Zen AF Colouring Page

Tap into your inner zen and personal growth with this funny affirmation colouring page design.

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Your Anxiety Is Lying To You

You anxiety is a lying bi**h – don’t listen to it!

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Magic and a Lil’ Tragic Colouring Page

If you need your positive affirmations to lean more on the realistic side – you’ll enjoy colouring this design!

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Colour Next: Swear words, good vibes.

Enjoy a good laugh and de-stress session in one with these funny adult NSFW colouring pages!

New Age Barbie Colouring Page

Barbie ain’t just for the younger children – especially when she’s on her way to unravel centuries of opression and intergenerational trauma stemming from patriarchal societal structures.

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The Don’t Stress CareBear Colouring Page

A fun affirmation for keeping those pesky negative thoughts at bay with Cheer Bear here to brighten your day.

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See Ya Later A-Holes Colouring Page

Because sometimes the best way to improve your emotional well-being, is to float away attached to a gigantic bunch of balloons.

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Crying But Still Trying Colouring Page

Keeping it real with this realistic, yet somehow positive affirmation.

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Sip Tea and Set Boundaries Colouring Page

There’s times when ya just gotta put the kettle on and reassert your boundaries over a cuppa.

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Plot Twist Funny Colouring Page

A positive take on a negative experience.

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Let It Go – Emotional Baggage Colouring Page

Let it go, let it go… time to colour your troubles away and leave your emotional baggage behind.

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Not Enough Sage For This Colouring Page

Because sometimes a big bunch of sage and some affirmation cards just aren’t gonna cut it.

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Dolly Parton Says Colouring Page

In the wise words of our gal Dolly“When I’ve got something to say, I’ll say it.”

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Don’t Be Salty Funny Affirmation Colouring Page

When you’re feeling salty – time to grab your pencils and colour the bitterness away.

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Baby, You’re Magic Colouring Page

Because baby, you’re pure magic.

Magic For Your Mental Health

Combining funny, positive affirmations with colouring pages creates a double dose of mental health magic!

The humour in affirmations helps reframe negative thoughts and boost positive self-talk, while the calming act of colouring reduces stress, improves focus, and elevates emotional well-being.

Together, they make self-care creative, playful, and effective—a fun way to relax, nurture a positive mindset, and support overall mental health.

Plus, it’s a great excuse to take a break and focus on personal growth with a smile!

More Funny Affirmations To Keep The Laughs Rolling and Vibes High

  • I am not bossy; I am aggressively helpful.
  • Mistakes are proof I’m trying… probably too hard.
  • I am one ‘you’ve got this’ away from a coffee break.
  • Today, I will manifest good vibes and snacks.
  • I’m 100% capable, and 50% willing. That’s progress!
  • I am the main character, and this is my coffee montage.
  • I attract success like a magnet… or maybe it’s just the crumbs I dropped.
  • I am the Beyoncé of handling minor inconveniences.
  • Every day I get stronger, sassier, and slightly closer to my next nap.
  • I am wildly productive… at avoiding what I don’t want to do.

Want more Funny Affirmation Colouring Pages?

If you have any funny affirmations you’d like to see made into a colouring page, email me: hello@jessieparker.co

Or drop me a comment below.

Jessie Parker

Jessie Parker

Creative/Blogger

Perth creative and mum passionate about cultivating community through creativity and hosting in-person events. Escape the busy-ness of business and life with mindful activity, unfiltered conversations and plenty of LOLs.